Putin's IBS<p>🐽 Meanwhile, in the <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Russian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Russian</span></a> city of <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Ussuriysk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ussuriysk</span></a>, Airborne Forces Day is being celebrated ahead of schedule, but there is a nuance</p><p>In honour of their professional holiday, paratroopers from the 83rd separate guards airborne assault brigade of the <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Russian_Federation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Russian_Federation</span></a> do not bathe in city fountains.</p><p>They all pack themselves into black plastic and return to their native <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Primorye" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Primorye</span></a> for a permanent visit.</p><p>While waiting for the coffin and white <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Ladas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ladas</span></a>, relatives drink vodka.</p>